I'm playing for the first time in 4 days.

I have no strategy, but I'm pretty sure I can't lose any of the extra 30 pounds I'm carrying.

I don't eat vegetables but I'm not about to start.

Here's the only plan I've come up with:  Stuff my piehole with treats until the weigh-in and then it'll be easier to lose a pound or two.

I guess diets work in the short run, but I don't believe in them.

This is starting to seem like a badder and badder idea.

Here's why I think I'll do okay:  I'm out of work, I'm broke and I can't afford to lose $35.

The only thing that ever worked was: Eat (only) 3 meals a day and stop eating when you're full.  I lost weight doing that once, but I don't trust it this time.

I'm toast.