I'm playing for the first time in 4 days.
I have no strategy, but I'm pretty sure I can't lose any of the extra 30 pounds I'm carrying.
I don't eat vegetables but I'm not about to start.
Here's the only plan I've come up with: Stuff my piehole with treats until the weigh-in and then it'll be easier to lose a pound or two.
I guess diets work in the short run, but I don't believe in them.
This is starting to seem like a badder and badder idea.
Here's why I think I'll do okay: I'm out of work, I'm broke and I can't afford to lose $35.
The only thing that ever worked was: Eat (only) 3 meals a day and stop eating when you're full. I lost weight doing that once, but I don't trust it this time.
I'm toast.