Ok yep I totally made my title of this blog something funny!! Couldnt think of anything better :) So Lets see, as of right now I am 33 about to turn 34 I have 3 kids, 18, 13 & 10. 2 big dogs a cat and a large husband/child anyone relate??? Probably many of you lol its ok I love the attention or atleast I love taking care of all my minions and partner in crime!! I was diagnosed with Hypothyroid in 2007 when I passed out at work and dropped my blood sugar level to .2 yaaa you read that right .2 WTF!! how was i not dead, buttt I eat that chalky crap and boom i was back up to par. Now for some apparent reason my thyroid decided to be an asshat and shut all my stuff off. So here I am 9 years ago so i was what lets see...yep used a calculater - nooo judging!! 24 years old in amazing shape for me at the time, working out eating healthy and booom everything went to shit. For a year straight I would fall asleep at work, go in and out of consiousness and have severe issues with mental focus. It took a long time to start to feel normal and in the mean time i decided to pack on a weeee bit of weight. Now I have no clue the exact number because to tell you the truth im scared shitless of scales but my doctor weighed me and said ummm you are kinds 11lbs heavier than your heaviest pregnancy weight!!! I was like OMFG!!! tears rolling down my face im feeling like a complete idiot. And at the same time I have no idea what to do about it. Well life got the best of me and took on a lot of stress more than any human being should have to deal with but hey thats what happens. So the first quarter of 2010 I started having issues with my period! 3 times a month yep that little mother though alright lets test you see how far we can push you until you break and start running through the streets!!! So off I go to the doctors, doctor sits me down and says ok i need you to read this!! and read all of it because you are going to have to deal with this for the rest of your life and theres not a lot you can do about it. IM LIKE UMMM WHAT! So turns out im in the 20th % of the peoples out there that have PCOS that are affected in the way that my hormones & insulin are severely affected. 80% of people that are diagnosed with PCOS have issues with cysts and menstrual cycle issues. I have everything but cysts! So I have to maintain low blood sugar, low stress, low sex bahahaha ya thats not gonna happen! JK on the low sex, but when I am at my worst I really cant even think about sex. So 6 years ago my life changed, I was diagnosed with PCOS, im already Hyphothyroid and now I got this shit. It took me until 2012 before I made any really progress. I started going to the gym, 4-5 days a week. I did good not much change in body size I believe i lost 11lbs over a certain period of time but not much. I have done the isagenix program, it works but wayyy to costly for me. So last summer around the may mark I went on to bodybuilding.com and downloaded a free program. It was amazing worked like a charm, them boom!! My shoulder/neck got ooober bad. Went to the doc and he says you are off the gym until we get an ultrasound. Well that took 6 months. I was a grumpy bunny for 6 months, the lack of the gym the lack of the drive and the lack of the want to do anything really made me super pissed off. Well ultrasound came back Im perfectly fine but yet i get stuck in certain positions, cant move in the mornings due to my arms falling asleep on me in the night. So went to new doctor and said fix me!! lol he sent me to a physio therapist and he was amazing, magic hands. Im all fixed and have been for about 14 weeks now!!. Did a 12 week program that consisted of weight training, high protein, higher carbs, low fat and no cheat days i didn't manage to do the no cheat days as that is just plain hard! But I did the 12 week workout program and I have seen many results. Now on another 12 week workout program my husband created for me and its amazing. More results in 3 weeks than any other program i have been on. Been following miss Heidi and chris for awhile now and been studing their card cycling and macro counting programs and love them to bits! Time for actual results and large scale definition!!! hahahah ok im not going to be some competititor but I sure as hell am going to look sexy as F***! Ha thanks for reading!