Mo' Money, Mo' Monounsaturated Fatty Acids

OK here's a dumb one: "My new years resolution was to lose 10 pounds by the end of summer.

I've only got 20 pounds to go."

Well I can't think of any great one-liners off the top of my head but I always have a funny image of my dieting sister. She was eating a huge plate of food once and drinking a slim fast along with it. That memory always makes me smile.