Today, I went to a burger joint, asked for a large Parmesan garlic fries as soon as I sat down, then ordered a (responsible) turkey burger. The Parmesan garlic fries (1,210 calories) never came, and I thought about asking the waiter about it, but decided not to.

I finished the turkey burger (600 calories), and asked for a Nutella + Salted Pretzel shake in large (approximately 1,370 calories), thinking since I didn't have the fries, I can have a milkshake.

But the waiter said: "Nutella is Out!"

I took it as a sign from above that it is time to start a diet...(just to be clear, I was going to share the first & last items with my hubby :)