#WTFFriday
Sooo I have two boys and both have been doing virtual learning for the duration of this pandemic. Their handwriting looks like someone was drunk and high and trying to write with a rabid raccoon’s paw. Instead of just making them copy letters and random words, I decided to write a few sentences on a topic of their choice for them to copy, hoping to make it more fun. Here’s how that worked out: Me: We need to work on your handwriting. I will write sentences for you to copy. Kiddo, give me a character.
Kiddo: Do you remember that turkey I made up in my head that one time a few years ago?
Me: ...okay, so the character is a regular turkey. Nugget, what is the turkey doing?
Nugget: Pooping in Walmart.
Me: Lovely.
*writes about a turkey pooping in Walmart*
Nugget, after copying the story: This is inappropriate for children. What is wrong with you.
I quit, y’all.