EVERYONE'A YOU IS FIRED! EVERYONE'A YOU IS OH-OH-OH-OH!

08/11/2015 1:58PM

Tia!!! I missed you and your posts! (And I grossly over-owe you an e-mail. *shame face*) Welcome back! OK, um, holy fuckballs: "he further scoffed at me explaining that my calorie limits of 13-15K calories were "Entirely too much food" and advised I go on a 500 calorie diet." My mouth FELL open and HUNG that way for a solid minute and a half. WHAT?! Is this guy a stone-cold moron or what?! My doctor would beat the living shit out of him for that, and for the over-prescribing, and for the general dickishness he's shown you throughout your whole ordeal. Oh my god! I'm so glad you fired his worthless ass! I have dealt with psychotic reactions to birth control before -- like, despondency and horrifying dreams and scary thoughts -- and that shit is SERIOUS. (This is why I always go to women doctors. No offense, men, but you just don't get it.) I'm really glad that got resolved, cuz hormone problems can destroy pretty much everything. I can't believe you went through all that. MAJOR congratulations for kicking ass all over the place and still losing weight! I bet you're shaking your booty in those hot little pants right now, as you should be. I hope your replacement doctor is a HUGE improvement over the quack you got rid of -- then again, it'd be hard to surpass that level of incompetence!

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Pirwaki

Also... maybe you should report this guy to the AMA. Like, seriously.

bahhhhh

Thanks! I just noticed I wrote 13-15K--- which WOULD be entirely too much, lol. But I guess you all got what I meant. So many typos. That dr, man. That dr. I'm thinking about reporting him. In fact, I didn't really see how awful the whole experience was until I wrote it out. It looks so obvious listed like this, but when it's happening it doesn't seem so... grievous. And after reading it all, I kinda cringed. I should have fired him a long time ago. I think I'm on board with lady doctors ONLY from now on. No more man-splaining for this gal! Fun fact: This same Dr told my co-worker that "adults don't get strep throat" and also pregnancy "has nothing to do with having to pee more frequently". This man has children, BTW. Ugh. Also, he diagnosed me with obstructive sleep apnea after I stated I was often tired (this was when my anemia was pretty heinous-- no detectable iron in my blood/had a transfusion kinda anemia-- you think I'm tired?) with ZERO TESTING. You diagnose sleep apnea with a sleep study. I billed for a sleep clinic for a while-- they do some serious sleep interpretations before they Dx that shit. This guy just plopped some assumptions on my permanent medical chart. Know why? Fat. All fat people have apnea, per Dr. Sucks-a-lot. I can't decide if he's an idiot, a sadist, or just a narcissist. Doesn't matter though-- cause he's FIIIIIIIRED!