But I don't hate you. Probably.

 

I'm new to Diet Bet and I want to take full advantage of this site, and that means you. I'm looking to make a few friends who are maybe like me and share something in common.

 

I'm a single mom of a 3yr old, I'm in my early 30's, I work for a neurosurgeon in Houston, Texas (behind a desk-- I don't, like, touch people or handle blood or anything. I handle CPT codes.). I have over 100 lbs to lose and am feeling good at my first 20lb milestone-- I expect to hit it any day now. Feel free to send balloons. I hate long walks on the beach, cilantro, and fluorescent lighting. I like sleep, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, and music you've never heard of.

 

I have an excellent sense of humor and I'm totes modest.

 

I'm mostly making fun of myself, but all of those things are true.

 

SO! If you are looking for someone to commiserate with over passing by donuts, to high-five over an extra five pounds on the chest press, or general shame-gratulations (that IS SO a word), please add me. I plan to make checking in here a regular part of my weight-loss regimen.